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I Thought It Was My Own Foot
According to Ananova:
Mike Tyson has been ordered to appear before the Nevada State Athletic Commission next Tuesday to explain his behaviour at this week's press conference.
In the spirit of Opinion Journal's contest to come up with excuses for Yasser Arafat and the mysterious weapons ship, I'd like to kick off a Transterrestrial contest to help gentle Iron Mike come up with an explanation for using Lennox Lewis' lower limb as a chew toy.
Either post in the comments section or email me. And hurry--the poor guy only has until next Tuesday. I've already started it off with the post title.
Posted by Rand Simberg at January 23, 2002 05:26 PM
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He said he hadn't had a bite all day.
Ok, its lame, but it amuses me
Posted by Matthew Renner at January 24, 2002 08:46 AM
Y'know, ever since the Holyfield thing...well, you know what they say: "Once you've had living human flesh, you never go back."
Posted by Charlie at January 24, 2002 09:29 PM
I didn't mean nothin' by it...I was just givin' him a good-luck hickey.
Posted by Charlie at January 24, 2002 09:37 PM
OK, OK, here's why it happened: all I was doin' was... (pointing) Hey, look, Don King's havin' a heart attack! (runs out the side door)
Posted by Charlie at January 24, 2002 09:41 PM
Nuh-uh, it was really a snake that bit him, not me. I was tryin' to suck the poison out, ya stoopid.
Posted by Charlie at January 24, 2002 09:44 PM
Wasn't me, it was Marv Albert.
Posted by Charlie at January 24, 2002 10:25 PM
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