The renowned satirist, Iowahawk (aka David Burge) emails:

To honor Earth Day and Al Gore's latest enviro-gibberish, I dusted off this moldy oldie for you...

Gore Attacked By Angry Muscle Cars

And he further threatens:

BTW, I'm gonna do the blog thing soon; more of an archive of old stuff like this. I'll let you know when it's up.

You don't scare us, Burge.

You will be assimilated. We told you that resistance was futile.

I was just thinking about iowahawk today and how much I miss his presence on the web. He's got a fairly deep archive of satire: The Albert Gore Resume (saved to my desktop), the antiglobo prototype character he created whose name escapes me, etc. He must get a blog. I will be a devotee.

In no way does this diminish you, Mr. Simberg. I just read your outstanding Media Casualties Mount and pray it makes it into the blogbook -- a hard copy I can't wait to buy. In fact, I wish it would be a series of books kind of like the old American Heritage.

My favorite was the college professor who shunned technology and took up housekeeping in a cave.

Though I think that "Il Scumbaggio" was genius, as well.

I think we all will look forward to a burgeblog, even if he is an intermittent poster.

This is witty? Ye gods. The Freepers are even harder up for wit than I thought.